woke up going o.O at my dream last night. The kinda morning where the first thing you say is, "Who the fuck slipped me that acid?!"
So...apparently last night, to honor the first day of Takei Pride Month, my brain desided Scrooge McDuck was gay.
Yeah. It just gets weirder from there, folks. Seriously, I haven't even gotten to the Thor product placement, or the Alien Invation yet...
So the dream switched between animated and live action a few times, but all of the dream where I actualy saw
charactors from Duck Tails were animated properly. Apparently Scrooge McDuck had been with his partner for a long time by this point (an OC, another duck, I don't remember what his name was), and he'd finaly desided to tell his family about the relationship, but his grandsons wern't takeing it real well.
They wern't Huey, Duey, or Lewy, those were his great-nephews and they wern't in this dream, but maybe some of their kids? Or maybe they were Webby's kids and so only called
Scrooge "Grandpa" because too many charactors on the show already called him Uncle, IDK. But Scrooge called them his Grandsons, and they called him Grandpa. And apparently they didn't like the idea of their Grandpa being a Poof.
Feather jokes asside, I mean.
But then Scrooge sat them down and they had a rather serious talk, and the kids realized how happy Scrooge was with his future-husband (at some point in the dream, they became engaged), and so finaly gave in, and there was a group hug.
Now to make things weirder (....yeah, I know), most of this dream was set in an old diner, that was somehow connected to Scrooge's youth. I think at one point, it's said that it was his Grandparent's, but that TOTALY fucks cannon backstory, so I think they must have said it was his partner's
Grandparent's diner. Which makes more sence (...yes, yes, just go
with it, okay?). So after the bulk of the Family Talk is done and hugged out, Disney Style, the skyies suddenly get dark and cloudy, and there's a thunder rumble. The lights go out, and the kids go looking for candles or something. While exploreing the diner, they find some nifty old Thor Memorablia from the movie in the '50's, left over from when the diner gave them out with meals to regulars (No, Thor was not a movie back then, the comic wasn't even created 'til 1962). They were all covered in cobwebs in this cubbord, but the red of the cape was still really
red, and the helmets all shiney. I think there's a whole nother story there.
But we don't get it, because that's when the Aliens show up.
Apparently the clouds were the cover for the massive ships
invadeing the skies. The family all gathers around to look out the dinner, then starts boarding up the windows and they put on the radio to hear the Alien's demand's broadcast.
Then someone (one of the kids, maybe?) shouts that Launchpad was out flying tonight! Quick! Someone get him in the radio!
And Launchpad was
in the air...unfortunaly he was flying right in the heart of the storm clouds, with alien ships on all sides, and he wasn't going to make it out alive. The dream ends with the whole family (animated) around the old fassioned radio, and now Gyro was with them, too, instead of Scrooge's gay lover, listening to Launchpad's final words being boradcast, reporting in about the number of ships, and what they looked liked, and trying to get as much info out to the listening people as he could before he was shot down or killed.
...and that's where the dream ended.
I sware to god, I didn't so much as have a beer
last night! I didn't eat a big meal before bed, or spicy food, or anything
What the actual
fuck, Brain? ::facepalm::